He turned 11. It was nice for him to get a Facebook canned “Happy B’day” late in the day after 14 other people had already alerted you to his birthday. You’d think after 11 years of being his father you’d put a little more effort, but no. A couple of weeks and several promises later you still haven’t acknowledged his ELEVENTH BIRTHDAY. It pains me to sit back and watch your already shaky relationship slowly crumble into nonexistence. So, in case you were wondering, yes, he’s 11 now. Yes, he knows you basically forgot his birthday. Yes, he knows you’re nonchalantly sweeping it under the rug of your “super busy life”. Just don’t be shocked when he purposefully “forgets” YOU.