My 9 year old comes today with a story of a Christian man named Mark. Mark left his wife and got a girlfriend. The girlfriend goes up to the wife and says in a–for lack of a better term–witch voice, says, “He is mine now, you are never ever ever getting him back again.” and to that the wife says, “Oh, okay, want to go get coffee?” to which the girlfriend replies, “Uhhh ok…” and Mark goes back to his wife, the end.